Fixed Aspirations
If you've had ever had dreams of tucking your head down and rumbling in the buzz of an obscenely sloped surface, tears streaming as the wind whips past your shades while you're rocking that high RPM, here's your chance.
T-Town, famed homebase of international track star
Marty Nothstein, is
opening up a day for amateur goodness. (Cheap too!) Beware though, I don't think you can bring any old fixt hooptie:

Good thing they have free rentals if you don't have a track-approved cycle.
Pinky Tuscadero
Snuck a preview of the new Modest Mouse album. Dig it indeed. (Thanks DB!)
My Pod
Two new words today kiddos:
plantar and
fasciitis. Put them together and what do you get? One hell of a sore foot.
I can
ride 10, 20, even 50 miles; ain't nuttin' but a thang. However, if I do a mellow 1.5 mile
walk around the lake on flat, even, pavement with my wife, I pay for it with excruciating pain. Bizarre, eh? We didn't run or jump around. We strolled at a leisurely pace, took a few stops to sit and watch ducks, then returned home. A couple of hours later, standing up was unbearable. It felt like the muscle (which I've discovered is actually a ligament) on the outer part of my foot felt like it was tearing.

With a heating pad applied for most of the night, I was able to hobble right out of bed, then finally walk with a Quasimodo gimp gait after my morning coffee. With relatively stiff bike shoes, I did a four hour ride with a bunch of friends that day, but the foot (warmed by a charcoal heater) only complained when forced to walk.
Saw the doctor today and asked "Wuzzup Doc?" Fifteen minutes of talking and checking out my foot, she says those two big words up top. First advice: take anti-inflammatories. No sweat, but I'm allergic to aspirin, Motrin, Advil, and all those other yummy pills.
"Oh," she says, then writes me a referral to a podiatrist and recommends some stretches and exercises. I guess I'll find out the real deal after seeing one of them foot docs.
Oh yeah, for all the race promoters out there: no
Le Mans starts, puh-leeze! :)
Kid Stuff
Pumping 100 rpm then abruptly going to 0 in a second -- there are only a few other things that get me feeling like a juvenile than a trackskid.
I circle around to take another go to see who can lay the longest piece of rubber on the wooden

bridge. Standing up, rocking the bars heavily side to side, legs furiously spinning. After about seven seconds to reach terminal velocity, my legs come to a dead stop.
Fwack, fwack, fwack, fwack! goes the tire losing traction between each slat. I try to shift my weight forward a bit to prolong before the inevitable. Between four and five seconds pass and my speed is down to zero again. I turn to inspect the black line I've left behind compared to the others. Ha! As fleeting as the title, I'm the skid champ...for today...on this bridge.
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I'm waaaay behind the times when it comes to music, so I was pleasantly surprised when I found out earlier this week that two bands that have taken up a huge chunk of my time in the last two decades - the Smiths and Modest Mouse - have
teamed up of sorts. Johnny Marr is all up in the Mouse's biz.
New album in a couple of weeks.